22 names of the legendary nasty sexy acts July 23rd, 2009

Glass bottom boat

after sex and your partner went to sleep ,

put a clear plastic sheet lay on top of their face , then take a huge dump on the sheet as the mess up kinda way to wake up your sleepy sex partner.

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Cleveland steamer

When you take a dump on someone’s chest, and rub it in like a steam roller, moving your ass back and forth on her chest.
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Hot lunch

“Hot Lunch” Simple really. J ust forcing your turd in your partners mouth hole then thrust your cock in it and fuck your partner’s mouth that filled up with shit then shot your cum inside mix with your shit. and make him/her eat it all!

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Rusty trombone

Having someone licking your asshole (tossing your salad)  while giving you a hand job at the same time

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Angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in your sex partner’s mouth, smack the back of his/her head and make it come out of his/her noses. When your partner gets up he/she’ll look like an angry dragon.

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Blumpkin

you are taking a shit while recieving a blow job at the same time.

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Angry pirate

When a man is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and
cover their eye with their hand. During their now completely blind pertner,the opposite partner will then kick the blind partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them. like an “angry pirate”.

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Space docking

just only taking a shit in women pussy like docking the space ship, nothing else.

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Alabama hot pocket

Taking a shit into a woman’s vagina, (like the space docking) typically followed up by a good ole fuckin’. The term “Alabama” originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves “Porky Piggin’” the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin’ follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin’ the girl… repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

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Hot Karl (not to be mistake with Hot Carl)

When you shit into a tube sock, then hit
someone in the face with it and scream “Hot Karl!”

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Tony Danza

While you are giving it to your partner from behind, then you’ll pull out and say “Who’s the boss bitch?” Then shove it in their ass. they’ll turn their heads around, at this moment, you donkey punch her, blow your load, and then yell TONY DANZA!!!

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Pink sock

when fucking the  up the butt and pulls out too fast when your partner asshole is tight which would pulls  their insides out , looking  like a roll up pink sock. (sometime call “flowering” )

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Houdini

there is 2 definitions

one is
when you’re fucking a girl from behind and she’s facing a window. You withdraw quickly and have a buddy slip in, meanwhile you walk out side and wave to her through the window

Two is
Sex act;when a man and a woman are having sex doggy style and the man reaches orgasm,he pulls out and spits on her
back.When she rolls over he then blows it in her face.

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Abe Lincoln

may way to do the abe lincoln (resimbling)

First

When a man ejaculates on their partner chin then shaves his partner pubic hair off and throws them on the face to stick on the cum shot on the chin, so it has the appearence of a beard.

Second

When a person in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out and rub out a good one, then shoot them in the  back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.

Third (a totally raciest offending act that should never be attempt)

When a black  woman is giving you head, and after you blow your load you say “You’re free to go.”

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Strawberry shortcake

Shooting a load in someone’s face, then punching them in the nose, creating a potent mix of blood and semen.

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Cincinatti bowtie

Getting your salad tossing and a hand job at the same time.

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Chili dog

The act of shitting a females chest and proceding to titty fuck her.

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Alligator fuck house

Is when the Three or more individuals involved in sex acts in water of at least ankle depth.

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Dump truck

there are meaning way such as

Taking an unexpected shit while reciving a rim job ,or   While in the sixty nine position the individual on top slowly sits up while making a beeping sound,(like a dump truck backing up to the curve sounding “beep beep beep”) and proceeds to take a huge dump on the face of his/her partner.

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Donkey punch

a heavy punch in the back of your sex partner head and knock them out just right during anal sex act, and before you ejaculated your sperm in there.  legend said it would tide your partner anus (which is not actually true and could cause a real serious trauma or kill your partner on the process)